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Shell Shock - Hoochie Daddy Shorts

Shell Shock - Hoochie Daddy Shorts

Regular price $32.37 USD
Regular price Sale price $32.37 USD
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**This product fits true to size. But please follow the sizing guide, we do not allow returns for anything except manufacturing defects.**

Introducing Shell Shock, a bold and vibrant camouflage pattern that pays tribute to the legendary heroes in a half-shell! Created in collaboration with CloverTac, this pattern features a striking mix of neon green, orange, purple, red, and blue, accented by earthy browns and blacks. Designed to mimic the texture of a turtle’s shell while staying true to Camorado’s signature style, this pattern is dynamic, adventurous, and full of energy.
With its layered, organic shapes and stylized coniferous tree silhouettes, Shell Shock captures the stealth and spirit of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Whether you’re a die-hard fan of the iconic franchise or just want to stand out while blending in, this pattern is ready for action.
Stay stealthy. Stay radical. Stay Shell Shocked. 🐢✨


Going for a run? Fancy a swim? Perhaps both? Well, here's just the product for you! These athletic short shorts are so comfy and made from such a versatile fabric that you won't feel out of place at any sports event. And, of course, they have pockets. Need we say more? Grab a pair now!

• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam
• Blank product components in Mexico sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Lithuania

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  WAIST (inches) HIPS (inches)
XS 29 ⅞ 37
S 31 ½ 38 ⅝
M 33 ⅛ 40 ⅛
L 36 ¼ 43 ¼
XL 39 ⅜ 46 ½
2XL 42 ½ 49 ⅝
3XL 45 ⅝ 52 ¾
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  • Here’s the deal with our RECOMMENDED SIZING gauge: it’s your secret weapon for getting the perfect fit. We’ve got five levels—from red to green—based on real customer feedback.

    For Bigger people: Seriously, measure.

    • Red (Fits VERY Small): Yeah, you’ll want to go two sizes up. Trust us.
    • Orange (Fits Small): A little snug? Go ahead and order one size larger.
    • Yellow (True to Size): You’re in the sweet spot! Stick with your usual size.
    • Light Green (Fits Large): If you're skinny, order down, if you're fluffy, order up.
    • Green (Fits VERY Large): For us BIG folks order at size or a size down.

    Just match your size to the gauge and you’re golden. Easy peasy. 😎

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